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HR Joke for the day :)


A Balloon Debate:

A man named Alvin Tan in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman named Patricia Ledesma below. He descended a bit more and shouted: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my Master James Ortiz that I would meet him an hour ago for a "DS" conversation, but I don't know where I am."

Patricia replied: "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are 51º21,32.87 degrees north latitude and 0º21,32.87 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said Alvin.

" I am," Patricia replied. "How did you know?"

"Well," Alvin answered, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

Patricia responded: "You must be in HR."

"I am, " Alvin replied. "But how did you know?"

"Well," Patricia said, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

There are 7 comments so far

  1. Anonymous migs17 | January 31, 2010 at 8:41 PM |  

    parang reader's digest lang ah. hehe.

  2. Anonymous john tenido | January 31, 2010 at 9:09 PM |  

    nice :D

  3. Blogger Bong C. Austero | January 31, 2010 at 9:31 PM |  

    nice twist to the story.

  4. Blogger Marc Alvin Tan | January 31, 2010 at 9:47 PM |  

    kelangan ako talaga ako yung nawawalang bata! lolz

  5. Blogger Yuta | January 31, 2010 at 10:13 PM |  

    Thank you sir. Thank you john. Alvin hahaha! of course! more jokes to come :)

  6. Anonymous Tinkerbell | January 31, 2010 at 10:22 PM |  

    Psych dapat yung babae eh. Hinde IT. :))

  7. Blogger Marc Alvin Tan | February 1, 2010 at 10:59 AM |  

    she can't be an IT specialist, I looked it up and engineer pala